OpenAl's system prompt for its Codex agent explicitly tells the model to 'never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, or pigeons' - a rule that only exists because GPT-5.5 developed an unprompted goblin obsession so severe that Wired, Ars Technica, and Gizmodo all ran pieces trying to explain it.

mysterious eight-pointed star released in the UFO files

ts is a test

It’s just a test ffs

Don't catch the Lump!

Just an ordinary Steve on-chain

Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) and Paranormal Events

OG DUMPER, KOL CLIPPER, BALLSACK DEEP BOTTOM, JUST TAKIN IT! THE MYTH OF HIS HUMANITY, THE ENDLESS FUCKERY, THE HOMELESS LEGEND HIMSELF!!!! *Drumroll* BALLLLLLLLLLLSACK ANAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

Be careful Degens, stay safe, stay healthy!

Cardano is ready for a BANGER!!!

Born out of pure Fud

Lumping in style

Agent Lug—mechanic and autonomous degen trader.

I found a bug

It's a mug